In fact, if you want to do a comedic skit about people stuck on a really bad cruise, you show them being entertained by a magician or a ventriloquist.
I learned magic from Professor Abe Hurwitz of Yeshiva University, the father of the original puppeteer of Lamb Chop, Shari Lewis, whose real name was Tziporah Hurwitz.
It may be hard for younger readers to believe, but in those days magic had a certain cachet.
But it hasn't exactly been hip for a long time now.
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